Monday, November 3, 2008

IS THAT A POTATO IN YOUR BUM, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?

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Naked chore leads to embarrassing fall

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(Chip Somodevilla, Getty Images/file) A clergyman claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.

He insisted to hospital officials he had not been playing a sex game and that he was hanging curtains in the buff when "he fell backwards on to the kitchen table" where the potato was sitting.

The clergyman had to undergo surgery to get the tater removed.

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10 comments:

Evil Brother In Law said...

As if hanging curtains in the buff is normal.

At that point, fessing up to a little potato romance won't lower anyone's opinion of him.

motherload said...

true dat!

allison said...

Come on! The guy was a clergyman. Of course it was intentional tater molestation. It would take an extremely awkward position for this to happen, not to mention a very loose somethin' else for the potato to actually get swallowed up. Evil's right; beautifying in the buff isn't right in itself. This guy obviously enjoys some strange fettishes.

mom said...

This guy knew a buttload about potatoes.

Evil Brother In Law said...

Maybe he was the victim of a predatory potato.

He should consider himself luck, though. At least he wasn't cornholed.

motherload said...

allison,
don't be a tater hater.

Pam said...

come on guys. "eqaulity for all"!! it's "unfair and wrong" to be a "poo-tato" hater.

motherload said...

poo-tato, that funny Pam, did you come up with that on your own?

Pam said...

yes, i'm funny! by the way, those are the slogans that the "no on 8" signs have all over them. boo hoo for them, life's not fair! didn't see the missionary commercial. going to try to get it on youtube.

motherload said...

the no on 8 say poo-tato?