becuz sum of us r a litle slo

I have added a dictionary to the sidebar. Never again will those of us who are verbally challenged be left out in the cold, only able to look in the window at those of you whooping it up with all your big words and fancy talk. Never again will I have to read a post 3 or 4 or 5 times before I can comprehend the humor that lies within! Never I say! Never!

FATHERLOAD GIVES IN TO THE FUN....

DEAREST FAMILY....... I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!!!!!! I MUST CORRECT THE ERRORS OF MY IGNORANT WAYS, AT LEAST WHEN IT COMES TO BLOGGING. SO AMY..... YOU MAY KEEP ANY OF MY PICTURES THAT YOU MAY HAVE OR HAVE NOT ALREADY POSTED. I AM AVAILABLE FOR A PHOTO SESSION AT YOUR CONVENIENCE.....

PLEASE KEEP YOUR REMARKS NICE AND LOVING FOR I AM A VERY SENSITIVE FELLA.....
LOVE YOU ALL......
F.L.Y. (FATHERLOAD YOUNG)

THIS ONE GOES OUT TO MOAML

Guess who is ranked #2 in my math class right now????? It doesn't really matter because they are still under me! Yes it is pretty much a special ed. math class but me's numbr won, me's numbr won.

Workin' the system

O.k. before I tell you all about Cinco and Tres workin' the system, there are just a few items to be cleared up. There has been a bit of a negative vibe going down. Since we have already cleared the air about the pooh issue (pun intended) I'm hoping that if I change the name of the blog this will calm the bad vibe and put the "fun back in dysfunctional" I will take suggestions for a new name, keep it cleanish. Also I think that we should make it policy not to rip on the kids, I don't care how freakishly pale, hyper, or psycho they are, they shouldn't be picked on. Now the adults, take your best shot Nubs! Now on with the show.......

When I went into Tres's room this morning singing "wake up sunshine it's a brand new day" not really, I was only humming, I noticed a sign lying next to his pillow. Now, I say sign because it was written on a piece of cardboard with a black sharpie, kind of like a homeless guy begging for money would use. Except in this case it was a toothless kid begging for money. And it read "Dear tooth fairy how much is a silver tooth and my brother is wondering do we alwase get mony when we loose our teeth." I didn't quite know what to make of that, but it all made sense when I next went in to wake Cinco. Sticking out from underneath his pillow, were two pieces of paper with the following messages. "Deer tooth fairy. I am 6. I love you and do you love me. Sind Cinco" He didn't really sign it with Cinco, but you get the idea. Next paper said "I lost my tooth at school and i coud not find it." I know you're all going ahhhh, so cute, until I tell you that Cinco didn't lose no stinkin' tooth. They thought they could scam old tooth fairy.

4+4=POTATO

All of you who know Cinco, know he is a bright, outgoing and adventurous child. But apparently is is also quite the little ladies man. There is a new girl in first grade this year who is quite smitten with Cinco, and he with she. One of the teachers at the school was quite amused as she told me how she had to separate them during a movie because they were holding hands. So when I picked up the kids after school I immediately blurted out " So tell me about your girlfriend" (Don't worry, discretion is my middle name, there were only 5 other kids in the car) With his big toothless grin he replied " She said she loves me" Well, not only is he bright, outgoing and adventurous, but he also knows how to shut me up. So the next day discretion still in tact, when I picked him up after school I asked " Did you sit with new girl today?" Cinco let out a little growl and said "No! she sat by someone else today, and he doesn't even know what 4+4 is!"
Which brings to mind those immortal words "Love stinks yeah yeah, love stinks"

HERE WE GO!

After much thought and careful planning, about an hour total, I have decided to try this blogging thing out. In keeping with the blogging tradition, I have assigned pseudonyms to the main characters to protect their identity and to keep everyone really confused about who I am talking about. And, I really wanted to impress everyone that knows me by using the word pseudonym in a sentence. So from here on out, I am motherload, and my little loads will be referred to as uno, dos, tres, cuatro, and cinco. There is a fatherload but I have been forbidden to speak of him or post pictures of him, (I hope this doesn't count)