Monday, December 15, 2008

QUICK!
Someone come up with another topic of discussion before Kanooer feels the need to diss me again. And let's try only saying nice things to each other, ( puppies and rainbows.) And yes mama your are a good mama because the majority of us did turn out o.k. Maybe we could start things off with Ally telling us all the joke she shared with me and Kanooer last night. It would surely get a great response. Or, we could maybe contine the in depth conversation on wax paper.

14 comments:

Evil Brother In Law said...

Here's a topic.

If you were in the desert dying of thirst, would you drink someone else's pee?

allison said...

That's deep.

allison said...

Depends. Did that person just eat asparagus?

allison said...

BTW, Mom, each of us knows we had a great childhood full of happy memories and thoughtful, loving parents who worked hard for us every day. You and Dad taught us important values, took us to church, provided many learning opportunities, created a safe and pretty home, and made sure we had full bellies every day---plus lots more.

But now everyone reading this, while they know it's true, is terribly uncomfortable. So let's get back to the topic at hand---or maybe another one.

Pam said...

i remember one time i even had carrots wrapped in wax paper. seriously, what's the point?

motherload said...

Pam,
Don't you find it a little ironic that you now have such a fondness for wax.
And Jim, I would assume that if the person you are with in the desert is peeing, then they are still hydrated and probably have water, so I would ask for some of their water before drinking the peepee.

kanooer said...

I think I would make that person drink the rest of his water to help dilute the pee potentcy..then maybe I would think about it.

Evil Brother In Law said...

I've seen Pam drink her own pee before.

Evil Brother In Law said...

Oh, and you don't necessarily have to be in the desert with someone else.

You could just be wandering out in the desert by yourself and find a nosecone from an exploded space shuttle that is full of pee.

Duh.

motherload said...

Since we are kind of on the topic, here is an interesting FYI, that I learned in my Health class this semester, the average persons does a doody FIVE TIMES PER DAY!
On our final, one of the questions was "what was the most interesting thing you learned in this class?" And I put down the pooh fact. Of course I got 100%.

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motherload said...

Oh, and Jim, one would have to assume that any urine would evaporate, along with the astronauts, during the intense tempuratures reached either during re-entry into the earth's atmosphere, or during the explosion. So, Kanooers idea is actually more logical. Go figure.

Evil Brother In Law said...

The pee could have got their well after the shuttle crashed.

Ever heard of illegal aliens?

motherload said...

Would illegal alien pee have the same rehydration value as legal U.S. citizen pee? And if this is an illegal alien crossing area, I do believe they have taco stands along the route that would have water, but wait, your not suppose to drink the water from Mexico, so you better stick with the urine.