Stretch it Sista'

HAPPY BOOF-DAY!!!!



My special birthday message to you.

Pam is pretty blah blah blah blah blah blah. Your buff blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. So hot! blah blah blah blah.

Love Ya,
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HELLOOO, IS ANYONE THERE???

So, what's the deal with facebook? Everyone is doing it these days. Even the mother of all mothers is hip to it, you go girl. Yes, I admit, I do go on through fatherloads account and "spy" on people, as he likes to put it, and actually that is pretty much what I'm doing. And, I am amused by some of the comments.
I guess my biggest gripe about it is responding to their question of "What are you doing right now?" Well it's pretty obvious, I'm typing on facebook. I think a better question would be "What should you be doing right now but you aren't because your on facebook?" See, if that were the question, I could think of several things to write about.

1. I'm not doing the dishes because slotted serving spoons work just fine for eating cereal and what else would you use when eating out of a serving bowl, DUH!

2. I'm not watching my children, which is also o.k. because they always seem to show up at the end of the day, and the neighbors know to look for them in the street when driving by our house.

3. I'm not exercising, that one was just meant to be funny.

4. I'm not doing homework, and really that's because I'm super smart and I've already done it.

5. I'm not spending time at my kids school, and it's not because other people's children suck! (except for kids of anyone reading this, so basically no one)

And the list could go on. And Yes I know blogging is basically the same thing, and Yes, I know I will probably end up with a facebook page eventually, but I really have nothing else to write about so just remember the name of the blog, feel the disappointment, and go look at your facebook page.

DEEP THOUGHT

Today as I was on my way to class, I saw a sign for a new business in Pleasant Grove. The name is "SPOILED ROTTEN" and what kind of business might this be? Well according to the same sign it is a "BOUTIQUE AND WAX STUDIO" Now is it just me or would you go somewhere named "SPOILED ROTTEN" to get a bikini wax????? Maybe Boof knows if the combination boutique and wax studio is common practice. Anyone up for some potpourri and a few less body hairs? If your wondering where it is, well it's the shop attached to Scott Hancock Photography. Maybe I'm completely wrong and "wax studio" means that they make candles.

WHY MY GUY IS KICK- A

Fatherload is awesome.
Not only has he kept the house clean, done the laundry, made me soup, looked sympathetically at my bloody, bruised, b-button, told me I'm beautiful as I wake up with crusted drool on my face, but..
yesterday he asked me if I wanted anything special, I told him "cookies, chocolate chip, hot, fresh baked," (I'm not the least bit demanding) and within an hour I had hot cookies next to my bed.

HOLLY

For several years on the 26th of December I have uttered the words, "Oh yeah, it's Holly's Birthday" Admit it, we all have. Don't worry Holly, even though nobody remembers your birthday (and you were a mistake) you are mom and dad's favorite child (after Ally) Happy Birthday!

MERRY @#$%$#%@#

YOUR OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW THE TRUTH

HAPPY
B-DAY
ALLY
AND
KANOO